On a frosty winter's night a wagon appeared at the gates of Fort Klugman carrying pioneers to the frontier. A young woman in the party called Delia was heavy with child, and though she had journeyed with the virile young men for nigh on one year, none had lain with her; though she was comely. And on this frosty winter's night, young Delia's water broke almost freezing her to the seat of the wagon. And the pioneers beseeched the soldiers to grant them entrance so that she could give birth to her child in the hospital there. But, due to an outbreak of syphilis among the soldiers, the hospital was full. So there in the stable among the feed and tack and whatsit she gave birth to a son; whom she called Alvis. As was her want. And since none of the men in the party was the father, it was decided among them that the birth of this child must truly be a miracle! And it was so, for above the fort there suddenly and miraculously appeared an awesome and mighty comet! And so brilliant was its light that there came from all the tribes that the soldiers had not yet decimated: shamans! And they rode upon buffalo, as was their heathen custom, carrying offerings of whiskey and firearms. And when the shamans saw the child, they were in awe! For he glowed in a light that was truly not of this world!
Alvians get wasted at Alvistime, so quit oppressing us! - Television - Humor
Posted on: 2010-12-20 12:23:00
"So..."
Posted: 2010-12-21 19:30:36, by RookSo"So does little..."
"Cody."
"Does Cody glow by himself?"
"No."
"Right! So plop him in there! I want to fire up those halogens!"
Posted: 2010-12-21 23:23:35, by Joe (Dad-in-Law)^For Cody's sake...if the Alvains wanted to go to Amazon.com, what happened to the advertisement that would take them there?
Posted: 2010-12-22 01:44:23, by RookDeathwingDEATHWING ATE IT!
Posted: 2010-12-22 08:54:31, by Joe (Dad-in-LawBut,,,I hope he chokes on it.
Posted: 2010-12-23 09:20:37, by RookBlameIf he dies who are we going to blame things on? The Simpsons?
Posted: 2010-12-23 11:10:25, by Joe (Dad-in-Law)We don't blame Kenny for things...Kenny
Posted: 2010-12-23 20:56:39, by RookWhy not...do we?
Posted: 2010-12-23 22:56:05, by Joe (Dad-in-Law)Because...He's going to die anyway.
Posted: 2010-12-24 09:45:26, by RookCRAPSCREAMER!... he will come back and be pissed that we blamed him. He may be the only one that remembers it, but still... he might go postal...
Posted: 2010-12-30 14:46:26, by AlvisNow drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye, until such time as we are fighting drunk! Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the non-believers who ruined my feast!
