Well, hopefully nobody. But in case you did, and needed comfort after watching it like I did, this is for you. In case you are curious, I am not going into specifics about the movie since the person who loaned me the movie has yet to watch it. No spoilers here.
- 1 egg beaten
- 1.5 cups of steamed rice (prepared)
- 1 can of tuna in vege oil
- 2 tsp vege oil
- 1 Tbspish Soy Sauce
- Randoms amounts of salt, pepper, and ginger
Under a low heat, add the oil in a medium sized frying pan. Toss in the egg and kinda swirl it around as it cooks to make it as thin as possible and add a little salt and pepper. When the egg is almost done, toss in the rice, whatever seasoning you wanted, and the tuna. Grab a spoon or spatula or, I don't know, your hand if the movie was really painful, and mix all that up. Yes, you will be breaking the egg up in the process. Amp up the heat a little and cook for at least 2 minutes, stirring constantly. You should probably go for 4-5 minutes, but I practice the cook until you are bored method and I get bored easily...so at least 2.
Eat this with a good mug of coffee, and you will feel better. I do. That being said, I am planning on rereading the comic (that I didn't enjoy the first time) and then rewatching the movie. Maybe all this back and forth will reveal some deeply hidden theme that will make the world open up and everything will be right again. I am expecting a pornstars with tacos scenario again, but you never know.
