I'm not talking about "Slim" here. I am of course talking about me. Though parts of this story make me a dumbass while others just... something...
As you all know, Dad has a shiny red bike (not to be confused with a shiny red wagon) and he has only ridden it once. I've ridden the bloody thing about twenty times... I kind of miss having a bike.... Anyways, four hours ago, half past midnight, I decided that I needed to ride to the park. Instead I went out to the school, down... to St. Mary's Road (keep in mind that I am wearing my typical clothing. A.k.a. BLACK!) and about... uh... a mile or so to the north on it. I think it was about a mile... fuck if I know. If it helps I passed the old mechanic's place. I then decided that I was tired of this (actually I was tired a long time ago, didn't stop me now did it?) and then headed back. On the road that leads to the school, I decide that I need a drink. There is only one place in the entire town that is open twenty-four seven. I get my bloody drink, ride towards home, ride past home, to the park... I was fucking bored! Despite the fact that the park isn't open at night... the gates are still open. I wonder about this town sometimes. While there, the fuzz drove by. I wondered if they were going to pester me. Nope, they drove off. Our cops appear to suck. After about five minutes of the park, I finally head home... and nearly drowned in the shower... I can't swim, damn it! Ok, I threw that in there for the fun of it.
I have another anime to add to the insane list I have. If I had to guess this makes about thirty... Maybe... *Actually count: thirty-nine* Title of then anime: Kanokon. Plot... Not much of one. It is kind of a school comedy (not like I don't have three other ones) but it has to be one of the most perverted anime I have ever seen that doesn't cross over to porn. Then it wouldn't be anime, now would it? Neh, the point being it rivals Girls Bravo and They are Noble Masters. Unlike Girls Bravo it has some fun side characters that helped to keep me watching it. Come to think of it... This anime is more perverted than They are My Noble Masters. I'm not going to bother with the details of the anime. Too long and too confusing... Though I can't help but make mention of the main character. He is a short bastard that has perhaps the bustiest girl in the school, and he seems to have problems with it. Although half the time she is pushing her breast into his face (her breast are pretty much eye level with the shrimp) in public areas... but come on! He's home alone with her and he still is having problems excepting it... For your information: this is the bare bones of the anime. Most of the other stuff is just there, and is blown away at the end. More or less useless.
Expect... except... is it bad that I just realized that by switching the "p" and "c" in one of those two words you get the other word which has a completely different meaning from the first word you had...? I've been told that I make boring and useless observations, but jesus fucking christ that takes the cake... Speaking of jesus, what is the difference between a cross and a crucifix? Heh heh heh... I could of sworn that I had something else to ramble on about... aside from me being an Boring-Over-Observing Blasphemer... O my fucking god... I am really screwed up in the head... If you don't see it... then I can't help you. And if you do see it, you are just like me...
A good AMV. (Anime Music Video) I don't know. Just something to get my... I mean your mind off of boob. My You Tube name: Rimon6. Just so you don't think I made this or anything...
Edit: The link to the video has been taken down, or cut out... something... The video is no longer on Youtube, so it is pointless to have a link that goes to a useless page.
